What could possibly go wrong with giving head? Apparently, a lot!
It’s either a guy blows his load before a girl even gets turned on or things happening when it’s not supposed to. Sometimes, things are so surprising it counts as an accident.
We have gathered five funniest blowjob accidents on the internet for your viewing pleasure.
Don’t hold back on your giggles for this one.
Guy blows load early in a nightclub sex party
Poor guy because it seems like it’s his first time in these kinds of things.
Not because something or someone is abundantly available, it means everything will be easy. Especially if you humiliate yourself in front of many.
This guy was fortunate enough to be given head by one of the partygoers and she’s one hot attendee!
The problem is he couldn’t hold his cum til the girl is ready. The result? He tries to hold it in as if his hand covering the tip of his dick will stop it from spewing jizz.
Though it may be understandable with the amount of full nudity present in the party, it’s unfortunate that it had to be filmed. There might be more like him on the same night but they didn’t have to endure what this guy had to.
Well, maybe he should stick to making out with a drunk chick in a normal nightclub.
Girl dog gives blowjobs for free
It’s insane how many use Snapchat for their hanky panky.
The app has become a sexual haven despite it being designed and programmed with all the wholesome intentions.
Filters are the selling point of Snapchat. It’s advanced facial detection features can make the animated effects look realistic on your selfies.
For this girl, however, she’s going down as the one who turned into a dog at the blow of the magic stick. Sometimes posting your sexcapades on your Snapchat story can cost you.
What’s surprising is the fact that she didn’t bother to take it down. Maybe she was trying to make someone jealous. That justifies the dog effect then.
What a bitch!
Guy restores hope for all small dicks
At first, you will think that this isn’t an accident since the video looks completely planned.
How did this apparently tattooed male end up in this list of infamy? That’s because the only time guys with that dick size end up being given a blowjob by a hot girl is by accident.
Judging by the design of his tattoo, it looks like one of those pretty boys who have a full sleeve tattoo and care a lot about the quiff of their hair. Also, these are the same boys without anything to show up for below the belt.
Yes, this video deserves to be one of the funniest blowjob videos because we were laughing as we were making this shortlist.
Dinner’s ready!
Tip: if you invite your boyfriend to dinner, be sure you wouldn’t do anything you don’t want to be caught doing.
Unfortunately, this girl didn’t get the memo. Her epic fail has earned this short hilarious video an entry in this list.
We’re not sure how this shot clip even made it to the internet considering she holds the only copy. Maybe she thought we would write a list like this and wanted to be famous?
Apparently she wanted her boyfriend to taste her mom’s COOKing in exchange of the tase of his COCKing. You see the wordplay there?
Her mom probably knew this was going to happen and cooked dinner as fast as she can to avoid her daughter doing something like this. Well, she wasn’t completely successful but managed to help make this video so epic!
All this guy could do is giggle his shame out and laugh ahead of us as their attempt at making a sex video was interrupted.
Banana surprise!
The guy’s dick looked like it accidentally found itself inside the banana peel.
Although it was expected that a banana video on a porn site will have something like this, it’s still funny thinking about it.
We were expecting the girl to treat a banana as a dildo in her blowjob tutorial and eat it sexually afterward but when she slowly peeled the skin, voila!
What we got is a full close up blow job video with a short but fat cock. It’s worth noting though that the video is totally HD!
You can see clearly how the girl slowly savors the dick like we wish our girlfriends would do to ours. Still, it gave us all a good laugh in the beginning.
Might even try this idea the next time things get raunchy.
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